Monday, December 06, 2004

Well, thank GOD...

...I don't know about you, but I've been waiting, rather impatiently, for them to invent a cell phone cover that - when discarded, will turn into soil and produce sunflowers. I mean, it's about frickin' time. Now, if they could just find a way to make cigarette stubs morph into tomato plants, we'll be able to combat terrorism, HIV, AIDs, and sickle-cell anemia.