Monday, March 08, 2004

Kerry says foreign leaders are rooting for him

Kerry says he has the support of foregin leaders.

He doesn't name names, but its pretty easy to figure who he must be talking about.

Kim Jong-Il

The Mad Mullahs of Iran

Syria's Bashir al-Hassad

Saddam Hussein and Mulla Mohamed Omar(actually, no longer world leaders, but if Kerry wins, who knows?)

Fidel Castro

Robert Mugabe

and don't forget Jacques Chirac and Kofi Annan.

These leaders all have America's best interest at heart. That must be why they desire a Kerry victory.