Global survey shows 30 of 35 countries want Kerry in White House

Global survey shows 30 of 35 countries want Kerry in White House. Of course this makes sense. These foreigners want to dictate our foreign policy (and domestic policies for that matter), so why shouldn't they pick our president. Since Kerry wants to outsource our National Security to these imbeciles, why shouldn't we outsource our elections too. Its a great idea that the Kerry campaign should propose. That way we don't have leaders elected by Americans because they may choose the wrong one. Just to be safer at home and respected in the world, we should give up our sovereignty to these nutjobs and make France (Kerry's middle name) the new capital of the world.